The big-box retailer is a godsend is it not? You can get just about everything you need there and yes, after seeing this I mean everything.
So lemme get this straight dear, you want me to grab some milk, some bread, some dish detergent, I'll grab that shampoo and motor oil and maybe some chips and a casket for Grandpa. Check! Do you think they'd slap a happy face sticker on that thing for you?